It’s summer. And like most summers with folks that have young children, you decide to cash in all of those PTO days for a trip domestically or internationally. This year the wife and I decided to treat ourselves. We booked a nice gateway sans the crumb snatchers. We initially purchased flight tickets and hotel accommodations via a travel agency that was shitty, but more on that later. Our destination was the Amalfi Coast, a locale my better half has dreamed of for quite some time. Arrangements were made and we were well off on our way to southern Italy, until a fortunate event forced us to nix our plans. Instead of postponing the trip all together, we decided on visiting scenery on our side of the hemisphere. Colombia has always been a place we’ve wanted to visit, so our course changed to the South American country.